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toll free from anywhere. eric boehlert rejoins us in the sidecar for right-wing world. let's dive in. bill o'reilly. >> the guy in indiana. >> i just flew in from indiana. it is all over indiana. >> he said -- he said -- i forget his name. >> mourdock. >> richard mourdock. >> said look if you're raped and you deliver a child, that was god's will. this is huge. this is lighting the us for a to go back into this. mourdock has nothing to do with romney. >> mourdock has nothing to do with romney? >> stephanie: except that's the only ad he's done this cycle and he won't take it down. >> i love the fact he tapes the show, he doesn't even know the guy's name. >> if it was a democrat, he would have remembered. >> oh, what does this have to do with romney? he happened to cut the tv ad a couple of days before. the larger problem is that you

know what does tina fey call him? the gray-faced republicans? can't stop talking -- who talks about -- whatever. they can't stop talking about rape during a campaign season. obviously the reason it comes up is they have adopted such a radical stance that yes it comes up during debates because reporters ask, is this really a republican platform? then they have to explain that rape is kind of okay or god's will or you can't get pregnant. it leads to this lunacy. tv jon stewart said it is time for another edition republicans said what about rape now? really? i thought honestly, one of the -- in a campaign that lacked courage in general romney pretending he doesn't hear the questions the other day was -- you know, honestly. >> no, but basically no one would back away. no one would criticize him. last ten days of the campaign for them. you know, it is just absolute

refusal to back down on anything. pretend it's there. so you know, they've just got their foot on the gas and now is not the time -- >> stephanie: seriously, what does it encourage? senator mourdock, are you going to keep the ad up? which way are we going now? like he can't hear the reporters. rush limbaugh. >> the gdp number is out. for the third time, it is 2%. it is going to get revised down to 1.8. never mind the regime guaranteed a growth rate of 4.5% by now. with their stimulus bill. we are growing -- it is anemic. 1.8%, there is no growth. there is no job creation whatsoever. >> stephanie: wow. the millions of jobs that have proveably been created have not been created. >> those are fake jobs. everyone would love a 5% -- it came in higher than expected which hasn't happened in awhile. and with -- what was the spin?

the other right wing spin other than limbaugh's it's not real is a lot of that came from defense spending. the government spend a ton of money on the military. okay. so now the spin is obama spending too much money on the military. he wants too many ships and bombs and things like that. just in the last debate, romney was telling us that obama wants to gut the navy. so you know, they can't make up that you are mind. it was a jobs report. the numbers were fake. the gdp, the numbers are fake. that democrat is just spending too much money on defense. >> stephanie: exactly. eric bolling on hannity. >> any question why obama is losing? why the momentum is on romney? the only thing president obama has had bayonets -- >> big bird. >> and binders and now romnesia. i have one. i have a new term. it's called obama-mona. he's such a cancer to the economy. he threatens the whole system. >> stephanie: that's clever.

>> yikes. >> i don't think that's going to catch on. >> i've been wondering for months and months, what is fox going to do if and when obama wins? how are they going to justify -- it is a much larger question. i think viewers tune in to fox to be purposely misinformed so they're probably not going to be that upset or they're not going to hold people like eric bolling accountable when they're telling them mitt romney has all of the momentum in the last week but it is really -- it is a curious sort of psychological study in terms of what they're producing and what their viewers want them to produce which do not reflect -- >> stephanie: i love the sigh ops. romney is winning. romney has won. it is like what? carly said on "meet the press," the reason mitt romney is winning with women the reason he's so far ahead with women -- a poll this morning the president is up 15 points among women. >> it is like order your romney inaugural tickets now. it is just this -- you're right.

he's won. congratulations, we did it. >> if he didn't, it is kenyan indonesian voodoo. >> stephanie: fox news. martha mccollum. straight news. >> for people who are receiving these kinds of checks. we should point out that you know if it's deservedly so, nobody has a bone to pick with that. it is a legitimate question. why would it be in 2012 that so many more people are disabled in this country and i think that's worth asking. but if you are getting the checks and you think that there's any inkling that might change if you didn't vote for president obama you're probably going to vote for him. >> stephanie: is she implying some people with disabilities are faking it to get the money? >> to get the checks and the parking spot. this is part of a much -- part of the larger conspiracy that obama has wanted to expand the federal government, expand food stamps expand unemployment. he wants high unemployment because all of those people will have to vote for him or they'll be afraid to lose their disability checks, lose their

veterans checks. it is all this huge conspiracy. that's why he wants to expand federal government which he's not because then they'll be loyal to him. it is much more of a dictatorship role that they're sort of creating for him. >> stephanie: unbelievable. >> could it be the disabled people came back from afghanistan? that. >> stephanie: there's that. >> eric boehlert, great stuff. happy pre-election week. we'll talk to you next week. >> okay. >> stephanie: love you. there's eric boehlert of media matters. 29 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show." to miss my show is if that's the only time you can get to a polling place. make sure that voting is your

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>> announcer: stephanie miller. >> you adorable little creature. oh yes. >> stephanie: speaking of adorable little news minxes, jacki schechner is live in studio with us. why? because we're so wildly popular they're re-airing our show starting right after it ends. three hours. six hour block. it is like -- not a dock block but like a [ bleep ] six hours of steph. very exciting. so that allows jacki to be here with us live in person. >> is it all you ever thought it would be and then some? >> yes absolutely. >> is it all you every thought it would be and then some. >> stephanie: did you see how pervy it was when jim said that? >> it is kind of what it looks

like -- this is the first time i've been allowed into the underpants. >> stephanie: you'll have to pull them up because they start to sag. remember it started to peel and sag? >> the elastic starts to go. >> have to go to tar-jay and pick out some new ones. >> she's always allowed in my underpants but i didn't say that. >> do you think they're boxer briefs or do you feel like it is a tighty whitey thing? >> i think captain america wears tighty whities. >> red, white and bluies. >> stephanie: kids, let's go to eric in tampa you're on "the stephanie miller show." >> caller: how you doing? >> stephanie: good honey. >> caller: that's cool. i waited an hour and 15 minutes. that's probably the best praise i can give you. also, i wanted to tell jacki she's literally the most beautiful woman i've ever seen. [ ♪ magic wand ♪ ] >> have you had your morning coffee yet? >> caller: i have to hurry.

>> thank you. >> caller: you figured out how the right lies best. they throw the lie in and then they'll say but actually and then they'll keep talking. that's how they get it through. always remember when you get frustrated, that the whole right is basically just delusion and lunacy that that may help ease the frustration for you. the rape thing. mourdock and akin and the rest of them that believe that stuff that comes from the ten commandments. that doesn't even allow for the fact that women might be able to covet. it doesn't say covet your neighbor's husband. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: that's that. the reason i called is because i don't think enough attention is being paid to paul ryan. mitt romney's presidency is scary enough but should he die if paul ryan is president, it would be scarier than i've ever heard. >> stephanie: rachel maddow. rachel versus carly i'll take that match any time. it was good.

she was talking about he's moderate mitt now. rachel was like right and then he picked paul ryan. it shows you exactly where he's going to be, right jacki, on any of these issues. we were talking about -- by the way, you and i were talking about some healthcare stuff. >> yes. >> stephanie: a, he wants to voucherize medicare. we all know that. paul ryan. but i was saying mitt romney was on the campaign trail this weekend repeating a lie that i've seen in right wing e-mails is that oh, no doctors a lot of doctors now are turning down patients because they aren't going to take anymore medicare patients because of the cuts to medicare. >> okay. there are no cuts to medicare. i'm not entirely sure how else to say it. there are no cuts to medicare. >> stephanie: can you be any clearer? >> there are no cuts to medicare. we went into the medicare system which had a lot of waste and fraud and abuse and routed out a lot of that money. we're not overpaying private insurance companies anymore for the same services that we can

get through traditional medicare and we're taking the money that we're saving and we're reallocating it to improve benefits in medicare. some of that money is also going to be used to help millions and millions of americans afford health insurance through these new national exchanges but it's not like we're stripping money from medicare to put into national healthcare reform. allocating a lot of it, a big chunk of it -- >> stephanie: mitt romney keeps saying exactly what i've heard. my mother can't get a doctor because they say we're not taking anymore medicare patients. >> that has nothing to do with anything that's being done in regard to medicare and healthcare reform because the doctors i've worked with over the course of the campaign and have spoken to over the years prefer met care to private insurance because medicare actually pays. >> stephanie: right. >> they don't have to sit on the phone for hours and hours and hours and beg for procedures

that the doctors say are medically necessary and the insurance companies say well, it's experimental or we're not entirely sure that this is something you need. talk about bureaucrats. >> stephanie: if there was a doctor saying i'm not taking medicare, he's probably not a good doctor that's interested in your health. >> if a doctor is deciding he's not going to take medicare patients, you have to wonder what miss motives are. medicare serves the neediest in our population just because people tend to get sicker as they get older. if you're in medicine to do good by society and to treat people who are sick, then you want to help out people who have medicare which is our social guarantee to our senior citizens that they will be taken care of as they get older. we're not cutting medicare payments. we're slowing the growth of

medicare. doctors, providers hospitals other facilities. it is something they all agree to. all of the trade organizations during healthcare reform said we're okay with slowing the rate of growth. the only ones who didn't agree to it, the insurance companies. >> stephanie: there you go. >> everyone else said fine. >> so the take away is obama is destroying medicare. >> as long as that was clear. [ applause ] >> stephanie: once you wind up the healthcare bot -- [ laughter ] >> stephanie: jim, you might have to disconnect her. >> reboot. >> stephanie: larry in michigan, you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi larry. >> caller: hi, steph, how are you? >> stephanie: good. go ahead. >> caller: i've got a point about remembering what happened here four years ago. comparison and contrast, i would like to see the democratic party put an ad in showing that when bill clinton left his office, he created 22 million jobs.

he balanced the budget and he had a surplus. and then go back to eight years of president bush's term. where he -- this is a clip now. a distress look, almost looked like he's crying and that he announced that the economy was going down in a spiral. and a spiral downward. with the financial institutions locked up. i want to stress -- i really want to stress -- i hope democratic party puts an ad in to show the comparisons. >> stephanie: yep. absolutely right. yeah. by the way, bill clinton was -- today in florida actually talking about a lot of that stuff. andrea in new york city. hey, andrea. >> caller: hi. i wanted to say i saw the show in florida just moved to new york and when you guys came to ft. lauderdale, it was

amazing. seeing it in new york city was fantastic to see the four of you guys phenomenal. i nearly died when rob reiner joined the teabagging. >> stephanie: when rob reiner teabagged me. >> caller: that was epic. >> stephanie: a girl never forgets the first time rob reiner tea bags you. >> caller: i can understand that. i don't think i will understand the first time he teabagged you either. >> stephanie: thank you andrea. appreciate it. yea. [ applause ] >> stephanie: that clip is going to prevent both of us from running for office. >> then aisha said i'll have what she's having. that's a line from a rob reiner movie. [ ♪ circus ♪ ] >> oh, well. >> stephanie: by the way that's kind of a shame in his case because -- somebody every day says to me why isn't rob reiner -- fill in the blank here. governor, you know, senator something. president. [ ding ding ]

[ applause ] most awesome thing. >> i have a feeling he gets more done not being in office than he would being in office. >> stephanie: all right. by the way speaking of aisha it is the catchphrase -- this is what happens. she's a catchphrase machine. the damian and john from pennsylvania, the subject line cookies and freedom bitches. >> i want that t-shirt. i want the baby t. >> she has met the president. she says he smells like cookies and freedom. >> that's so awesome. [ ♪ circus ♪ ] >> stephanie: i think she's right. >> i believe her. i believe her. >> stephanie: damian says mama -- >> cookies and freedom on the front and sexy lady on the back. >> stephanie: what an awesome time liz and i had in new york. funny, sexy, approachable. i wish i remembered to bring a box of tea bags for you all. that's a tragedy. i could go on and on but i just wanted to end by saying cookies and freedom bitches.

now, if they made alcoholic tea. >> they make sweet tea flavored vodka. >> ooh. >> that sounds pretty good. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] >> may have to test drive that. [ laughter ] >> i think t-bone has some in his pants. >> t-bone has all varieties of vodka. >> i thought there was going to be a bar in here. >> stephanie: third hour. >> okay. >> stephanie: third hour is party hour. >> before 8:00, that's just -- then you have a problem. [ laughter ] >> it's noon somewhere. >> stephanie: jim stephanie cutter. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] >> what did she say about me? >> stephanie: she said the campaign is confident it will win ohio despite a new poll showing the race is tied. one poll shows it tied today. she said that's one poll. there have been several polls out one including up five in ohio. we feel pretty good about where we are on the ground.

we're beating mitt romney 3-1. we feel good about ohio. we think we're going to win it. that's not what i meant. sorry. i'm always touching the wrong button in my box. >> like someone fell on your box. >> it was almost a digital freudian slip. [ ♪ "jeopardy" theme ♪ ] jim, who said a second term for president obama would be a better outcome for ohio, michigan and would offer more hopeful prospects than his replacement by his republican challenger mitt romney. the blade recommends the president's re-election. who said that? >> dick morris. >> stephanie: no. thele to rido blade. -- the toledo blade. ohio gets it. [ ♪ "jeopardy" theme ♪ ] paper has endorsed president. during his administration, president obama has provided pragmatic centrist leadership that has served the nation well. he's dealt effectively with the economic recession at home and abroad. much of which he inherited from his predecessor. his bailout helped prevent the recession from becoming a depression.

who said that? the toledo blade. [ ♪ "jeopardy" theme ♪ ] jobless rates are still too high. imagine the economies of ohio and michigan would look like today if mr. obama had not presided over the rescue of injury -- general motors. they depend on 850,000 jobs. they created the assembly and parts jobs in ohio. without it, chrysler and begin would have gone out of business and domestic industry supply chain would have collapsed taking ford with them. instead, u.s. auto makers are achieving huge gains in the fuel efficiency of their cars and trucks. who said that? >> mitt romney. >> stephanie: no. they go on to say the bailouts began under president george bush. mitt romney continued to oppose them. they're paying attention in ohio. they also say in the depths of the great recession no such investment was forthcoming. a high-powered businessman and the son of a detroit auto ceo who plays up his michigan roots might be expected to acknowledge that but no.

[ applause ] alfranken will have to write an entire book about the romney campaign, the lies and liars to tell about this epic campaign. by the way here is a little shout out to 1964. [ ♪ "jeopardy" theme ♪ ] 1964 blade editorial described george romney has a successful man who sees nothing soft about wanting to do good for others. we hope to be able to say the same of mitt romney. we can't. [ applause ] >> stephanie: then they say what ohio voters are concerned about this year's election. increasingly likely to determine its outcome for the nation. the choice is clear. a momentous ohioans will serve their best interest. by re-electing president barack obama. >> pbo. >> stephanie: that's short hand on twitter for president barack obama. >> stephanie: i prefer p.o.t.u.s. >> that's longer. >> you only have 140 characters. you have to shorten as much as you can. >> i know you don't tweet.

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♪ on the radio ♪ ♪ on the radio ♪ ♪ on the radio ♪ >> stephanie: oh dear. roland keeps sending us increasingly ominous pictures of water in manhattan. >> it is just like water on the street. >> i'll take manhattan. >> stephanie: okay. 1-800-steph-12.

>> a gust of wind blew open his terrace door. >> stephanie: he screamed. [ screaming ] >> just like that and revealed his balls to the world. >> stephanie: like eric cantor does when he gets the wrong foie gras. >> this is some substandard foie gras. i'll be in montauk if you need me. >> stephanie: we, as you know, had a party in new york city for sexy liberal. jacki schechner cannot be left unsupervised. he texted roland and it's picture of her with some -- there was drinking and giant costumed characters. what the hell happened? did you have sex with giant costume fur? >> i did not have intimate relations with that furry character. >> a scene from the shining. >> i was out with some friends. we were at a drinking establishment. we noticed there were a lot of people in costume in preparation

for halloween and one of them happened to be dressed as a giant teddy bear and as we left and went to my friend's apartment that happens to overlook the street where the bar was letting out we saw the teddy bear and a couple of his friends on the street and my cohort said come on up! so we invited them up. in a moment of really excellent judgment. and -- i ended up taking some photographs of the big giant teddy bear hanging out. >> stephanie: right. >> look at her. >> stephanie: roland and i were like dear god. we cannot leave jacki behind again. >> i was not in any of the photos there. is no evidence of the fact that i was actually there. other than the fact that i sent you the picture. >> unless you were in the costume with the guy. >> stephanie: fur-vert. 1-800-steph-12 the phone number to call. you stick with that story. that is just fine. >> his girlfriend, the girl with him had a little baby doll outfit on that said have you

seen my teddy bear. >> isn't that adorable. >> stephanie: that's so gross. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: elvira will be in with us on wednesday on halloween! check that out! how did we get that? >> how did we get that booking? >> stephanie: all right. let's go to rhonda in missouri. you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi rhonda. >> hi. how is everybody? i'm a new listener. love, love, love your show. >> stephanie: thank you. >> caller: don't i sound like ann? >> love you women! >> caller: i was reading "the kansas city star" which normally leans republican and yesterday in their big sunday paper i almost fell off my chair when i was reading the star editorial. it said keep president obama in the white house. >> stephanie: unbelievable. i have the salt lake city tribune endorsed president obama. too many mitts. we read from that one.

sadly, what's up with the des moines register, endorsed romney. huh? [ wah wah ] >> you saw that blog post before hand where they were criticizing him for keeping the interview off the record. and then they released the whole thing and then a couple of days later, they endorse romney. so there was a little bit of bitterness or something going on there. just didn't make any sense that that's the way it played out. >> stephanie: it was a little weird. the president on the campaign trail. >> obama: a major issue in any election is can you count on the person you're putting into the oval office fighting for you having a clear set of convictions. >> stephanie: um, yeah, for instance, can you trust anyone that when asked about federal disaster relief for recent terned flood victims at a republican primary debate called that spending immoral and said fema should be privatized. i wonder if he'll repeat those same thoughts. >> wow. >> stephanie: jacki reported this at the top of the first

break. romney said victims in louisiana, mississippi alabama tennessee should not receive government assistance. that would have been immoral. >> heck of a job ronnie. >> stephanie: every time you have an occasion, send it back to the states. that's the right direction. if you go further and send it back to the private sector, even better. we cannot afford to do those things without jeopardizing the future. [ whatever! ] >> the immediate danger to children. >> stephanie: some future kids that aren't here yet. we have to think about. >> companies that can't make a profit doing that, they can just leave town. >> stephanie: almost like our healthcare system for profit right? >> who would do that? >> nobody else in the world. >> stephanie: right? it is simply immoral in my view for us to continue to rack up larger debts and pass them on to our kids knowing full well, blah, blah, blah makes no sense. federal disaster relief.

whatever. [ whatever! ] >> where's the profit in that? >> stephanie: all right. the president on mtv this weekend. >> obama: we now have to go directly to the source the colleges and universities and say you've got to work on cutting tuition. >> stephanie: yeah. just go ask your parents for money or shop around for a cheaper college. all right. can you imagine if jacki schechner had done that. they would have said whatever tri-delt. we can't afford university of pennsylvania. >> my parents were so proud when my first job out of college paid me $15,000 a year. keep going girl. >> stephanie: what makes you think you're qualified to wear the mr. sausage hat? thanks for that usc degree. 58 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show." she is awesome. we'll be right back on the "stephanie miller show."

[ ♪ theme ♪ ] >> stephanie: hello. welcome to the flirtini hour of "the stephanie miller show." hour number three. jacki gets this that journalism mode all of a sudden. she's like i'm not talking to you guys. >> people say i have my regular news and then my news journalism voice. >> stephanie: then your late at night i'm sleepy voice. >> there are very few people who hear it and even fewer who tolerate it. >> stephanie: she can go from a cogent healthcare discussion -- bam, bam bam -- >> to guys in teddy bear

outfits. >> stephanie: if you call her late at night it is some incoherent, some gibberish. here she is, jacki schechner with the news. >> you want news? >> stephanie: do it! >> well now we're up to almost 9,000 u.s. flight cancellations and we're getting reports of wind and rain picking up in lower manhattan and not just from roland sexy liberal tour director but other people. andrew cuomo says the holland brooklyn-battery tunnels will be closed by 2:00 this afternoon. brims are open as of now. expectations are almost 12 foot storm surge. irene at 9 in comparison just to give you an idea of what we're looking at here. we're also starting to see some twitter pictures come in of the main fishing pier in ocean city, maryland being washed away. pictures of atlantic city underwater. it is a little tricky for us to put emphasis on campaign developments knowing what's to come weatherwise and that obviously is of the utmost

concern especially in people safety but we do only have eight days left. that means weighing the impact on everything from early voting of course now to access and power to the polling places on election day itself. it is harder to get out the vote door knocking when people can't get out and about. the millions of dollars that conservatives have saved up to bombard the airways in the homestretch may be waste if the no one can watch tv. and even the news itself is going to be all storm all the time at least until the worst seemed to have past. it will change the nature of the horse race and slow momentum. maybe even bring it to a stand still altogether. >> stephanie: i didn't mean to say ha ha. >> ha ha about the money? >> stephanie: i didn't realize the microphone was on. cut mic. >> final little note. the supreme court is still open today. and it is going to hear hour-long cases. one on a challenge to government surveillance. the other is copyright protections. the rest of the federal government shut down but the

supreme court is independent and it has a history of staying hope in inclement weather. we'll see how long that happens. >> stephanie: as long as clarence thomas has -- politically direct lineup. only on current tv. take the time to learn about the issues. don't just vote, vote smart.

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friends. by the way you're right. you would have gotten third billing in the airplane crash. i was on the plane on the way home with rob reiner and earth wind and fire. i really would have gotten fifth and sixth and also, stephanie miller died in coach. [ wah wah ] >> be glad it wasn't earth wind and skynyrd. >> and the drummer from spinal tap. >> that's a rob reiner movie. [ explosion ] >> stephanie: pressurize the cabin up to 11. look at jacki. >> i know what you mean. >> but you weren't laughing. >> i have to laugh at everything? is that a rule? >> yes. >> stephanie: see absence makes the heart grow fonder. you're sick of us already. >> you learn quickly. if you don't laugh at everything she says, you'll get a stapler thrown at you. >> then i get accused of giggling too much. there's no happy medium with you people. thank god they separated us.

>> stephanie: clearly we're the kids that should have been separated in school. they made a huge error. all right. alicia and john. they were there too. steph, wanted to say thanks for the wonderful show at the beacon. it was everything we imagine and more. thanks for being open to us sexy liberals. only action i get all month at the meet and grope. alicia and john were there. >> did you and roland share a suite again? >> stephanie: yes. he lives in new york and he stayed -- because we like to have fun parties. so he spooned me a little bit. i don't know what else happened but none of us was wearing a furry costume. >> did you show him your -- >> stephanie: i did not see his balls. i almost did. he was changing into his pants but he had underwears on. he was like oh! >> last time, if i'm not mistaken, he saw your -- >> stephanie: cooter. he didn't see it this time. >> i think everybody saw it in l.a. because you wore that

dress. >> stephanie: i gotta say -- everyone saw your cooter. not like good show. nothing. >> i brought friends to that show. i would love for you to meet stephanie. ooh, you saw a lot of stephanie. >> stephanie: you saw a lot more of her than i was hoping. >> stephanie: all i know is we were fired up and ready to go after the show saturday night and ready to move forward. forward is my point. we were ready to -- ♪ forward ♪ ♪ forward forward forward ♪ ♪ don't go back ♪ ♪ we must move forward ♪ ♪ and call the right out on their icky ways ♪ ♪ they have no reason ♪ ♪ but we have the perfect plan ♪ ♪ we must move forward ♪ ♪ and go barack ♪

♪ go, barack ♪ ♪ we're all fired up ♪ ♪ go, barack, barack, barack ♪ ♪ hey. ♪ forward forward forward ♪ ♪ forward forward forward ♪ >> stephanie: woo-hoo. audra in minneapolis rockin' it out. you know who else is ready to move forward? forward. and is helping us move forward. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] he's coceo of razor and kidz bop and founder of the message. good morning cliff. >> hi, stephanie. how are you do? >> stephanie: you and i discovered a one degree of stephanie miller separation. we've had you on for your other videos. your new one happens to star my nephew, paul fit jerald. >> i had no idea when he was out in the streets of new york wearing a romney mask he was actually your nephew.

>> oh, wow. >> stephanie: he is hilarious and talented and the love of my life. he was hilarious in this. you sent it to me independently. he wrote me. hey, auntie, i did a little thing. it was hilarious. tell us what it is. he's in a mitt romney mask. you're filming him around new york. >> we hut him in a mitt romney mask. we've been amazed at how we're eight days away from the election and somehow people aren't focusing on romney's stands on abortion or gay rights or immigration. it is kind of like not there. so we wanted to put your nephew, it turned out to be in a mask, sent him around manhattan where he would confront the people who would be affected by the policies so he goes up to a gay couple or to a woman who wants to go to planned parenthood clinic or to the guy delivering his pizza and he says all of the things he's been saying on the campaign trail to those people to their face. >> stephanie: i was going to say i love the one -- he has a megaphone right in front of the

an asian woman. he says stop manipulating currency. you're right. it is sort of obnoxious. a lot of mitt romney's actual stances are, right? >> everything in that video with the couple of things that paul did that were just sort of spontaneous, everything in there is things romney said. he goes up to the gay couple and says listen, in my country you aren't going to get married. he goes to the planned parenthood clinic and says i'm closing it down. he goes to the guy delivering pizza, i'm going to deport you. mention my name, you'll get $5 off. >> it has been really well received. most of the people i know who are on the fence in this election are people who seem to have a problem with the economy and are thinking of voting for romney. they're not focused on all of the social issues, are not focusing on the privacy issues. so this video is really an attempt for people -- and a humorous way but an attempt to at least focus on that as the clock ticks down here before the

election. >> stephanie: you know, it must drive you crazy like it does me. it was just yesterday talking to a friend who's like oh, yeah, my mom's husband is going to vote for romney because all he cares about is his money and taxes and i know the guy. he doesn't make anywhere near $250,000. i don't know what he makes but not a lot. >> i guess my feeling on that was they've been fighting that out through four debates and somehow we did the four debates and social issues were barely mentioned. that person who may be -- you can't turn on the economy perhaps you can still turn that person on a lot of the issues that they care about. but when you see what's going on with the republican senate candidates and paul ryan's views, whether you think romney is a total fraud and is a moderate hiding behind all of the things he's done, he's surrounding himself and his entire party is filled with these people who want to take us back 50, 100 years. even if he gets elected he's

not going to ignore those people or disregard those people. he will appoint supreme court justices to make those people happy and people who are on the fence who are thinking about voting for him should take a hard look at that. i don't think they are. >> stephanie: that's why your stuff is so great. i don't know how you're feeling. i think we, for a long time, have felt like this is not possible that mitt romney is going to win. he was running such a disastrous campaign. the fact that it is so close, i have to tell you. i'm terrified and i don't know what's more terrifying, to think about the economy someone that's going to go back to the same policies that got us into this mess. foreign policy, if you watched the last debate. terrifying if you're a woman. terrifying if you're a gay person. terrifying if -- literally, anybody but the top 1%, isn't it? >> it is remarkable to me. it is also remarkable to me that basically other than having a good first debate, romney has done what he's done and been pretty bad since this whole thing started. it is shocking. i still think obama's -- it

reminds me of when i was a kid. every time there was a presidential election, i thought i would have to move to canada. my mother would say if nixon gets elected we're moving to canada. every time an election would approach, i would get worried about missing my friends because we were going to move to canada. i'm hoping i won't have to move to canada. >> stephanie: you're probably already packed. you're planning on packing for canada for years. >> i'm looking outside the window of my new york apartment looking at a normal fall day and waiting for the apocalypse to come here. so far nothing is happening. >> stephanie: my friend roland said it feels like in the titanic when the band has stopped playing. >> i'm shocked we're in this position. if america really buys into this, it will be a very, very sad day. i still think -- i don't know why, even at this stage i'm optimistic that common sense will prevail. >> stephanie: cliff, i hope so too. people like you and i are trying to get the truth and the facts out there. i think that will be the

question. can someone win an election based on a complete wall of lies? this latest ad. who is it? chrysler. that is a complete lie. we're not shutting our plant here in ohio. we're expanding because we're doing so well. it is weather it is paul ryan saying they shut it car plant when it was under bush. how many blatant lies do you think they can get away with, cliff? >> it also shows you how little people are paying attention prior to that first debate since all of us who had been involved in this and focused were in shock that romney could be saying these things but it felt like, too, a significant part of the country, that's the first time they heard a lot of the stuff. maybe we take for granted a little bit how all of the activity that we're doing is having such an impact when maybe, you know, a lot of them are talking to each other until the rest of the country focuses in to the last 30 or 60 days. >> stephanie: i'm looking at the three headlines. i hope ohio is paying attention. mitt romney releases auto ad

that misleads on facts. nice way of saying complete lies. romney ships jobs to china. mitt romney's bain capital outsourcing jobs to freeport. sensata technologies. i love this. someone sent me the obama gear. the difference between obama and romney obama's gear and buttons made in america. romney's gear and buttons made in china. >> here's a little one. eight days to go. he hasn't released his taxes. no one is talking about that for the first time in modern presidential history he's not going to do it. there would be lots of things in there. i think that this election started with 47% of the country one way and 47% of the country the other way. there wasn't going to be that much movement. the thing that's discouraging to me and again going back to this video we made is just how many people i know who are progressives who have progressive views on some of the issues are really seriously considering this -- considering romney. i think it is really important for us as we know people who

sort of have similar social views to us who may be thinking about this, to really get to them on these issues. they're dismissive of these issues. oh, he would never appoint somebody who is moderate in massachusetts. he's not going to appoint somebody to overturn roe v. wade. yes, he is. >> stephanie: it is not fearmongerring this time. he absolutely is. >> that's to me where -- that's where the soft underbelly thing is. where you can maybe convince people, in addition, of course to getting as many people out to vote as possible. there are still people on the fence. i know some of them. they have to look at themselves as people of the 21st century. are you really going to vote for somebody whos that this much of a prehistoric view of social issues. whether or not you've decided you're conservative on economics and don't care about the lies. can you really handle a guy who's going to set us back. that, to me, is where there is an opportunity to pick up some ground here in the last week. >> stephanie: the president summed it up best. it is like going back to the foreign policy of the '80s and

the economic policies of the '20s. it is interesting. the president picked forward as his campaign slogan. before we even knew how regressive all of mitt's policies really are. >> i know. but i'm also -- i have to say -- it is not fashionable to say this right now but i'm disappointed in the administration and the election because they could -- i still they're still afraid of these issues. i think they're still afraid to come down hard on the gay rights issues, on the immigration issue, on the choice stuff. they speak softly on all of that stuff. i think they're going to learn. they're going to regret the fact that people were ready to hear those messages. ready to see the president and his surrogates be very enthusiastic and powerful on those issues. i think those are becoming the wedge issues for progressives. and i don't think -- i think the administration is going to hopefully -- we don't have a terrible tuesday next week. whatever happens, i think the administration has missed a little bit -- about a year or two behind. not realizing that so much momentum on those issues are

going their way. >> stephanie: yeah. again, i think that if you haven't been paying attention pay attention now everybody! all right. cliff chenfeld, you have exquisite taste in actors and radio hosts. >> we've posted a link to the video up at stephanie miller's facebook page and up at stephaniemiller.com. >> stephanie: it is my handsome, romantic nephew, paul fitzgerald. >> thank you stephanie. [ applause ] >> you can't see his face because he's wearing the mitt romney mask. >> stephanie: trust me, he's handsome. 21 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show." >> i love it. it's a fabulous program. >> announcer: it's "the stephanie miller show."

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the burps and all of the -- >> she didn't bring in fish. wait until she brings in the garlicky fish. >> it is actually happening. it is happening. >> stephanie: you get the show in smellevision. >> i've only been groped twice. >> stephanie: that was me. i was warming you up for jim. >> oh, boy. [ wah wah ] >> stephanie: this is why we can't have nice things, you see? i broke her already. >> i'm not so nice. >> i'm a less large teddy bear. >> stephanie: jacki's weekend i don't want to know. large costume characters, i don't want to know. is it is like the party scene of the shining. >> stephanie: good god. all right. >> you set them up, i'll knock them back. >> stephanie: i didn't tell you the other big exciting news from new york. roland and i got a death threat. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] >> you sent me an e-mail regarding that.

i probably should have -- i probably should have probed a little further. i was like oh she'll show up. >> it was from someone named sandy. >> stephanie: no, it was not. someone -- it was actually kind of scary because they called the unpublished backstage number at the beacon. they had the number. the private number and they were going to hit roland and i with a bat with nails. it was a pretty specific threat. the police were there. we walked from the hotel to the theatre, there was police everywhere and rohland once we got in, yeah, they were for you. policemen every two feet. >> mitt romney's people. >> stephanie: ironically, when i woke up in the morning with a hangover, i felt like somebody had hit me with a bat with nails in it. did i dream that? >> very specific assault weapon. >> that's a very new yorkie kind of threat. you know? >> stephanie: bat with nails. >> weapon or art installation? >> in chicago we have a deep dish pizza. we had to bake it ahead.

>> ow! >> stephanie: that's too many toppings. ow! roland and -- there's some reason -- he's like a teacup poodle. he's so high-strung. when there is actual trouble he gets calm. then i know there is something really bad. he said i have to go to the situation. it is nothing. i'll be right back. >> stephanie: that was the situation at the theatre. >> i'll be somewhere else. >> stephanie: my death. >> so he ran toward the threat. >> stephanie: yes, he did. because he's my hero. okay. 29 minutes after the hour. we'll be right back on "the stephanie miller show." to miss my show is if that's the only time you can get to a polling place. make sure that voting is your highest priority on election

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>> with a name like -- >> stephanie miller -- >> it has to be good. >> stephanie: it is the "the stephanie miller show." welcome to it. 34 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-12. the phone number toll free from anywhere. ron in california. you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi ron. >> caller: hi, steph. >> stephanie: hi. >> caller: i'm calling about two things. one, i think the democrats have done a terrible job about attacking paul ryan. paul ryan is a man who said the most important woman in his life other than his mother was ayn rand, an avowed atheist and worse than that, she is a woman who preaches the doctrine -- preaches the doctrine of

objectivism. he then disavowed said he didn't know she was an atheist although he spoke at the society dinner. >> you have to know that she's an atheist. >> absolutely. >> he praised her to the moon. when we look at the budget that mr. ryan has come up with, it isn't based on his catholic faith. it is based on objectivism. >> stephanie: that's why the bishops and the nuns have both come out against his budget and said it is immoral. hilarious. he's the quote-unquote catholic candidate. michelle in ohio, you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi michelle. >> hello. >> stephanie: go ahead. >> hi. i was just calling, i had a statement that romney was recently saying in a speech about how obama care has turned away patients like the doctors are turning them around. >> stephanie: excuse me for a minute. jacki, it's for you. we covered this earlier. i got this in one of the right

wing e-mails. doctors aren't taking medicare patients anymore because of obama care. is that what you're talking about, michelle? >> caller: yes. i've been on hold for quite awhile. i did hear you guys make the comments. i want to make that totally clear. i also -- i'm from ohio. about polls, i know you guys covered that earlier. i called to talk about that. i lived in ohio for 42 years. my whole family is here. none have ever received a phone call for any so-called poll. has anybody ever looked into the mccain romney opposition? if you want to have a -- a show for days, you need to look at that. that is disgusting. i would like to post that for all of the republicans and don't put the author and see what they say about it. it is just so much stuff on there. two, i would like to comment on

the social security issue that you guys have. so many people are on disability. i personally am on disability. i've had surgery on my back. have a rack. i have a pain pump in my body. it took my five years to get my disability. the social security system is so -- you know, you get denied, denied denied. not very many people are even able to stay off of that. i could not get any assistance because my income -- through my husband was too much. does anybody really look into what welfare is? they're saying we're a state of welfare. my sister -- i know people that are on assistance. you barely have enough money to barely cover your rent. let alone anything else. this is not what america wants to be on. >> stephanie: no, exactly. to make everybody feel -- literally, we have to focus on that again the 47% of americans he think are moochers.

>> welfare queens and cadillacs. there you go again. >> stephanie: i know that was several news cycles ago. the only time you can tell mitt romney was telling the truth, he was himself. he was comfortable. he was talking to people he was comfortable with. it wasn't a gaffe. it was a one-time thing that he said. all right. >> thank goodness there are no cameras or any recording devices around. now i we can talk amongst ourselves. about all of the moochers. >> stephanie: steve is going to be the official astrologer of "the stephanie miller show." i know your numerallerrologist says that. >> it is a bunch of hooey. >> stephanie: he says dear steph, transiting mercury will go retrograde. confusion at the polls will likely be out of control and create another election crisis similar to 2000. it may no the be resolved until after november 27th when mercury goes direct again. the best way to minute mize the effects is to vote as early as possible before election day.

okay. if for no other reason, mercury is going retrograde, people. get it together. >> i wasn't going to but now -- now that i know -- >> wow! >> stephanie: i'm a libra. i can't decide whether to early vote or not. in california, we don't have early voting here. >> we have early voting. >> stephanie: oh, we do? >> i thought we did. >> i'll have to look that up. >> vote by mail. >> not in person early voting. >> i prefer to go in person. >> stephanie: i do, too. i want my sticker. >> i get the sticker and i get to go to the korean baptist church down the street from me where they have korean jesus of everybody voting. it is awesome. >> stephanie: i don't know what is the point of you. andy borowitz. sandy -- i love this. >> weather forces romney to shift lines to other states. the threat of hurricane sandy

has forced romney to move from states in the path of the storm to others beyond the hurricane's reach. the romney camp began reallocating lies originally set for virginia to ohio and wisconsin. emergency situation like this really tests how good your ground game is said a campaign manager. fortunately, we have liars in all 50 states. if fox news gets knocked off the air, we're going to be down in terms of falsehoods. according to vice presidential nominee paul ryan, they're expecting winds of up to 70 miles per hour. fortunately, i can run 80 miles per hour. of. [ applause ] >> stephanie: speaking of that speaking of lies, here is the new lying mitt romney ad. >> who will do more for the auto industry? not barack obama. fact checkers confirm his attacks on mitt romney are false. the truth -- mitt romney has a plan to help the auto industry. he supported -- the detroit news. obama took g.m. and chrysler

into bankruptcy and sold chrysler who italians who will sell jeeps in china. mitt romney will fight for every american job. >> stephanie: oh, my god. >> i'm mitt romney and i'm a big fat liar. >> stephanie: my pants are literally on fire. it's got pants on fire, the entire ad. >> every single line is a lie. >> stephanie: jeep and chrysler have had to come out and say that's not true. >> what fact checkers? >> they're not going to let them dictate the campaign anyway. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: the detroit news -- he doesn't know the same endorsement accused of him of him of wrongheadedness. >> despite his raw headedness on the bailout supporting him. >> oh, and lee iacocca supports romney. there is a ringing endorsement from 1985. >> stephanie: 1985 called. they got their foreign policy and their car guys back. okay. wow. all right. and here we are.

i think they've moved to plan b impeaching the president for libya after he wins. here's john mccain. >> somebody the other day said to me this is as bad as watergate. nobody died in watergate but this is a -- either a massive cover-up or incompetence that is not acceptable service to the american people. >> stephanie: says the guy -- who couldn't have been a bigger cheerleader for the iraq war. by the way, did you hear this? mccain -- he dumped on -- powell again. colonel powell. he said colin powell said obama got us out of iraq but it was colin powell who got us into iraq. [ screaming ] >> stephanie: just colin powell? not with a lot of help with you? we would still be there if it were up to john mccain. oh, my god. i'm sorry. the obama surrogates are making me splat. >> the romney surrogates. romney surrogates. >> wmd thing.

>> stephanie: romney surrogates. like newt gingrich on nbc's this week. >> actually said virtually every catholic and every fundamentalist believes, life begins at conception. why can't people like stephanie cutter get over it? we all condemn rape. let's talk about whether we also condemn killing babies in the eighth and ninth month. >> nobody is talking about killing babies in the eighth and ninth month. >> stephanie: get over it! so sensitive about rape, you chicks. god. >> chicks are so sensitive about being raped. >> stephanie: stephanie cutter in people. he meant she's not actually a person. yeah. okay. wow. he's really -- really not a fan. >> are you an idiot. ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. >> stephanie: get over it. so hysterical about rape. >> that rape stuff. >> stephanie: wow. the good news is we can comfort ourselves that newt gingrich is pretty much wrong about everything. he predicts that mitt romney

will receive more than 300 electoral votes. to beat president obama. i believe the minimum result will be 53-47 romney over electoral votes and the republicans will pick up the senate. >> what math is he using? >> stephanie: well not the gay math that nate silver does. contrary to -- >> republican fantasy math. >> stephanie: nate silver said that romney's momentum seems to have stopped. take wednesday's national tracking polls. lots of numbers. actual numbers. romney -- >> we were joking about the fact that someone on the right did say nate silver seems gay. his numbers must be wrong. okay. nate silver, a not gay. i don't really know. does it matter? >> it doesn't matter. no. >> stephanie: yeah. >> the other g -- >> stephanie: he's a geek. mr. romney gained ground in one of the polls.

online poll conducted for reuters. lost ground in five others. romney with president obama improving his standing. mr. obama gained one point. closest we've come in a week or so to one candidate having won the day in tracking polls. that was mr. obama. >> he's not. >> stephanie: obama still has a 73.1% of winning re-election. he's at 294 electoral to romney's 243. >> fact checkers say -- >> stephanie: nate silver is a fact checker. >> oh, okay. >> i'm getting a bunch of tweets saying we do have early voting in california. >> stephanie: oh well it seems like we're too misinformed to have a show like this. >> i looked it up. i can't seem to find it. >> a bunch of people are tweeting saying california has in person early voting. >> stephanie: i'm going now. you guys finish the show. >> i'll double check that. >> my polling place is currently a school right now. >> korean baptist church. >> stephanie: the latest poll out this morning -- i can't remember which one it was has obama up five in ohio.

another one. anyway. so there! >> california, not los angeles? >> stephanie: maybe. we'll find out during the break so we seem somewhat more informed when we come back. >> go to go to vote.com. >> stephanie: right back on "the stephanie miller show." >> can you guarantee it will give me an orgasm? >> yeah. >> announcer: it's "the stephanie miller show."

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>> stephanie: i have to go to norwalk to early vote? >> yeah. oh, come on. there's light rail. >> stephanie: can i go to the -- >> you could take light rail to norwalk. >> stephanie: does it go to the seventh string of hell? >> i can't get her out to my place at the beach. >> stephanie: okay. give the fun factions about early voting in california. >> okay. you can vote by mail. let's see. the deadline to ask for a vote by mail form is tomorrow. that's just here in los angeles county. >> stephanie: right. >> you can go to norwalk to the county headquarters in los angeles county and vote early there. >> stephanie: okay. but you will be in norwalk is our point. >> you won't have korean jesus. >> stephanie: no offense. i like to go to my little place and get my little sticker. >> i think they give you a sticker that said i voted early. >> stephanie: really? i might have to plan a trip to norwalk. >> stephanie: i'll wear my wine hat. >> it is on the other side of

downey. >> stephanie: okay. i don't even know where downey is. >> stephanie: miami girl. >> stephanie: all right. >> is prozac county in there somewhere? >> stephanie: right next to ambien. >> wheel of right wing hypocrites. >> stephanie: on the heels of a sex scandal another has admitted to having a relationship with scott while she was under his medical care. >> that's not creepy at all. >> stephanie: republican seeking re-election in tennessee. saturday his campaign did not dispute any specific allegations by the woman. instead condemning personal smear campaigns that hurt families and have no place in politics. >> pointing out the bad things i did. worse than the actual bad things i did. >> stephanie: the ex-girlfriend's recollections come three weeks after "the huffington post" reported the anti-abortion congressman had an affair with a patient and pressured her to get --

>> an abortion. [ applause ] >> stephanie: oh heavens. >> so! what's your point? >> stephanie: i'm a little winded. >> her body didn't just shut that thing down? >> stephanie: i should have shut that story down. >> apparently not. >> stephanie: by the way i did -- >> it must have been legitimate rape. >> stephanie: i groped the entire first two rows at the beacon but they were all dressed in tight clothes. it was legitimate rape. >> bent over pinball machine. >> stephanie: if i got pregnant, that must have been god's will. okay. it would be a miracle. >> it is illogical. >> stephanie: the president talking about benghazi. >> obama: if we find out there was a big breakdown, they'll be held accountable. ultimately as commander in chief, i'm responsible. i don't shy away from that responsibility. >> stephanie: again, they're working overtime to manufacture a controversy there. all right. the president on romney's --

>> obama: he says no these weren't taxes. these were fees. but keep in mind, there were higher fees to be a barber. higher fees to become a nurse. >> stephanie: yeah. when mitt romney was governor of massachusetts. okay. by the way, i was talking about how romney surrogates make me barf. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] they make baby jesus cry i think. so john sununu, when he said colin powell only endorsed president because he's black he's done this -- think progress did like five -- would you like the fun facts? he also said as you recall, obama doesn't understand the american system because he spent his early years in hawaii smoking something. the next set of years in indonesia. he said i wish this president would learn how to be american. he was talking -- >> cuban-born palestinian. you're not american. >> stephanie: sununu described it as disengaged and dismissed the possibility he could do

better. you're not that bright. you can't get better prepared. when the president said b.s. to the reporter, he said that moment of using the b.s. word was a self-defining moment for the president. no class. just wants to be cool. sacrifices the dignity of the presidency for appearing cool to blah, blah blah, blah. during an appearance on fox news, thursday, he complained obama had instituted class warfare adding this guy's tried to create some racial divides. that guy has. not -- you see? because -- >> yeah. >> stephanie: can i ask the question again exactly how incompetent do you have to be to have gotten fired by the bush administration? [ applause ] >> stephanie: bush administration fired that guy. >> we have updates on romney. events the next couple of days. it looks like he's canceling everything. so originally he was going to keep the schedule and make some adjustments and now it says we're canceling all events

currently scheduled for romney and ryan on monday, tuesday. maybe they got some flack for continuing on with the while the rest of the country is paying attacks to whether or not people are in harm's way. >> stephanie: maybe he think that unfortunate fema quote from the republican primary is going to keep popping up. >> i won't answer. every time they ask him a question. >> stephanie: about privatizing fema. >> as if he can't hear out of one ear. he walks around saying which way are we going? >> where are we going? >> now apparently his schedule is clear. >> criticize the president. he's got nothing else going on. >> stephanie: we've been talking about polling all morning. i have post-dramatic polling disorder. here's one of the things. we did a new poll. ohio has obama up five. live polls show obama with bigger leads in ohio. they're talking about -- as opposed to auto -- who answers a robo -- does sunny do you talk to -- >> if it says unknown or a number i don't know, i just

don't answer it. i'm sorry. >> stephanie: polls conducted by a live interview show the president with larger lieds than polls conducted by automated calls which are prohibited from calling people through cell phones. so you know, i don't even know they were doing those. robo calls. all right. oh, we have a good -- republicans -- trump calls michelle malkin a dummy. malkin calls him a fake conservative. they're starting to come unglued. >> huge. huge. plus, she's an anchor baby. huge. >> i'm totally happy with those two going after each other. >> stephanie: she threw ann coulter in. she said hide behind ann coulter. >> no one can hide behind anne coulter. >> stephanie: you're all mean and vicious and horrible. really. go fight. >> used to be they would turn the guns on themselves. >> stephanie: she looks like

something they should have left behind on the island of dr. morrow. >> leave her. she's too bitey. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: oh, my god. all right. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] one quick celebrity stack. lindsay lohan's long-time publicist has finally quit. >> wow! what took so long? >> stephanie: did he leave the instructions for the next guy? stay hydrated. jacki schechner, what a delightful time having you live in studio with us. >> this is really fun. >> we get to do it all week long. >> yea! >> stephanie: she just faked it. >> that was totally fake. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: be safe, all of our babies on the east coast. we'll see you tomorrow on "the stephanie miller show."